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This is a discussion on Jokes - Put Smile on Your face within the Member Discussion forums, part of the Community Center category; Just Copied it from another forum ================================ [COLOR=#CC0000][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#FF0000] [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#CC0000][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#FF0000]# Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom ...

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    Just Copied it from another forum

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    [COLOR=#CC0000][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#FF0000]# Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]

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    [COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]Q - Whats the best thing about babies? [/FONT][/COLOR]
    [FONT=georgia][COLOR=#333399]A - MAKING THEM! [/COLOR][/FONT]

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    [FONT=georgia][COLOR=#FF0000]Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?[/COLOR][/FONT]

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    [COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]Q - What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? [/FONT][/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]A - 'COCUNUT'[/FONT][/COLOR]

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    [COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=georgia]Q - Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? [/FONT][/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=georgia]A - When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME! [/FONT][/COLOR]
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    [COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]Q - What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? [/FONT][/COLOR]
    [COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]A - Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money[/FONT][/COLOR]
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    Funny indeed.

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    Showtime is the best one by far, I sent that over to a friend of mine as anytime he finds jokes like that he emails them to his wife. :D

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    Oh boy these are really hillarious. Let me save this one in my mobile and I will fwd this one to my friends as well.

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    Hey these are really cool dude. Do you have more stock in your collection. If yes than share with us mate.

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    Either that or tell us where you get them. I can find a ton of joke sites but most all are regurgitated and I want nothing to do with those, need some fresh ones!

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    LOL, That's funny. :D

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    I would like to use first one when I will be in argument with my colleagues. I am sure this one line will make him/her silent ... lollzzz

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    Well its a good thing that you humor something for me, i really need one. Heehehe. I'm very tired right now but have to finished a deadline.

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    lol! nice one!

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    Cute jokes.

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    A young man asked Guru


    Why Girls desire more sex than boys?


    Guru : When you put finger in your ear & shake it,


    which feels better, your finger or ear?

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    Here is from me -

    Teacher - What is the perfect definition of “burning love”?


    Student - It’s when at night and in complete dark you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.

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    Hello!!! try this one...:D

    [SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0]Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
    [/COLOR]A: Purrr-ple

    [/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0]Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
    [/COLOR]A: A first-aid Kit.

    [/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0]Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
    [/COLOR]A: Hailing' taxi cabs!

    [/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0]Q: Why are cats good at video games?
    [/COLOR]A: Because they have nine lives!

    [/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0]Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
    [/COLOR]A: Because he's always spotted!

    [/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000a0]Q: What song does a cat like best?
    [/COLOR]A: Three Blind Mice.[/SIZE]

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    A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

    "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.'

    It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.

    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, "Wow! That was wonderful!"

    The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back." He returns to the bathroom and then goes back to the bedroom, and round two is even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

    With that, he goes back into the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the mirror, swinging a watch back and forth at which he stares as if in a trance.

    She hears him saying, "It's true. It's true.

    She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife."

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    good... have you ever heard about the Chuck Norris' facts?
    like: Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing with a knife was too easy
    Chuck Norris can drik his soup with a fork
    When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down
    and this can go on for days hehehehehehhe

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    Chuck Norris facts are soo funny... I can't stop laughing.

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    haha...that's funny

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    Ha Ha Ha! Funny Story

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    Made my day. =)

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