Employee and Boss joke

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$
who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure
if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember
presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager

Ha ha ha vow its really very funny joke... but this true what happens in all the companies...

Sad but true they very rarely give the workers a pay rise on request funny story though.

Liked it, nice one I think it is also a little true

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yeah i like these king of jokes

It's common in most offices.

Nice joke i really like it.

Lol nice one.... I read a similar one with boss replaced by a Father and employee but the son.