Jokes - Put Smile on Your face

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[COLOR=#CC0000][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#FF0000]# Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR]

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[COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]Q - Whats the best thing about babies? [/FONT][/COLOR]
[FONT=georgia][COLOR=#333399]A - MAKING THEM! [/COLOR][/FONT]

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[FONT=georgia][COLOR=#FF0000]Umh, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?[/COLOR][/FONT]

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[COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]Q - What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]A - 'COCUNUT'[/FONT][/COLOR]

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[COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=georgia]Q - Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#FF0000][FONT=georgia]A - When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME! [/FONT][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]Q - What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333399][FONT=georgia]A - Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money[/FONT][/COLOR]
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Showtime is the best one by far, I sent that over to a friend of mine as anytime he finds jokes like that he emails them to his wife.

Oh boy these are really hillarious. Let me save this one in my mobile and I will fwd this one to my friends as well.

Hey these are really cool dude. Do you have more stock in your collection. If yes than share with us mate.

Either that or tell us where you get them. I can find a ton of joke sites but most all are regurgitated and I want nothing to do with those, need some fresh ones!

LOL, That's funny.

I would like to use first one when I will be in argument with my colleagues. I am sure this one line will make him/her silent ... lollzzz

Well its a good thing that you humor something for me, i really need one. Heehehe. I'm very tired right now but have to finished a deadline.

lol! nice one!