The Joke Thread

[JohnClayton]

Share you favorite jokes here



A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future

[kethal]

Nice thread, thanks for sharing this one,

[Alisha2]

I like Jokes very much. This is a very nice thread.

[jshawn]

Good one....

[seoiwc2010]

ha.... ha.... ha.... sounds good.....

[popgals]

A:What type of animal need oil ?
B: A mouse , for it is squeaks !

[popgals]

Q:what do cats like on hot dogs ?
A: mouse-stard !

Ｑ：what do cats eat for breakfast ?
A: Mice-crispies !

[Ashworth181]

“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

[jackson]

hahahahahhaha it is funny

[davis241]

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex 10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.