The differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

The Boy wrote to his daddy:

What are the differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND, Dad?

His Daddy replies: My dear, Wife is a TV. Girl friend is a Hand Phone. At home watch TV. Go out, bring Hand Phone. No money, sell TV. Got money, change Hand Phone. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with Hand Phone. TV is free for life. But Hand Phone, if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!!

But u should be careful with both, my dear son.

Hahhahahaa interesting but true, i agree with dad.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."

lol those are nice ones mate

The last one was quite funny.

Originally Posted by jon14

funny one..well, i can't really tell much because my wife was the only GF i had..and probably, the difference is that she has already adopted my surname.

but as to the kind and level of my love or the regard i give for her, haven't changed a bit. or maybe, it only grew stronger and better over the years..

WOW...how sweet of you..i'm tryng to do the same to my wife..but sometimes my effort isn't enough..but still i want her to feel that she's the only special girl in my life..of course my daughter would be the 2nd..hahaha

i feel agree with the daddy..
how can he explain it so perfect?ahaha..

Hi

A wife is an woman who is legally wedded to a person. The wife of a husband is a female who socially married to her husband who was a boy or a man before and afterwards registered in the court of law. It is now made compulsory for marriage registration in India even though the marriage may be performed traditionally.

A girlfriend is a girl or woman who is emotionally or romantically attached to a boy or a man. A girlfriend does not have any legal bindings with a person as that of the wife.

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