The differences between WIFE and GIRLFRIEND

Hahhahahaa interesting but true, i agree with dad.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted!
Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?" Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."

It's really true... I enjoyed it........ thanks for posting such hilarious posts........

funny one..well, i can't really tell much because my wife was the only GF i had..and probably, the difference is that she has already adopted my surname.

but as to the kind and level of my love or the regard i give for her, haven't changed a bit. or maybe, it only grew stronger and better over the years..

lol those are nice ones mate

The last one was quite funny.

Originally Posted by jon14

funny one..well, i can't really tell much because my wife was the only GF i had..and probably, the difference is that she has already adopted my surname.

but as to the kind and level of my love or the regard i give for her, haven't changed a bit. or maybe, it only grew stronger and better over the years..

WOW...how sweet of you..i'm tryng to do the same to my wife..but sometimes my effort isn't enough..but still i want her to feel that she's the only special girl in my life..of course my daughter would be the 2nd..hahaha

i feel agree with the daddy..
how can he explain it so perfect?ahaha..

Hi

A wife is an woman who is legally wedded to a person. The wife of a husband is a female who socially married to her husband who was a boy or a man before and afterwards registered in the court of law. It is now made compulsory for marriage registration in India even though the marriage may be performed traditionally.

A girlfriend is a girl or woman who is emotionally or romantically attached to a boy or a man. A girlfriend does not have any legal bindings with a person as that of the wife.

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