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Wife asks her husband
"How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies:
"Only you Darling; with all the others, I was awake!"
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“You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.”
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[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3]The Funniest Divorce Letter
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
Leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for
Seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
Called to tell me that you quit your job today and
That was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that
I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal
And even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
Ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
Watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
Love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
Connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheat ing on me or you don't lov e me
Anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are
Moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great
Life!
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Thanks for really interesting jokes.
Happy Christmas,
[COLOR=#000020][FONT=Verdana]Reason!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000020][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]Teacher: Why are you late?[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR]
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.[/FONT][/COLOR]
Good thing there are lots of thread in this forum that has good jokes to keep us on laughing!.![]()
fun jokes thanks for sharing.
I like the sentence below. A woman is beautiful because you love her and think she is the one to you.
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no man in the world exept you..lol
hahahah...... i really like the student's and the first one husband awakes with other girls............... really nice jokes..![]()
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